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1. After dating Lisa for several months, Dan was finally going to meet her parents, Mike and Sally, for dinner at their house.

Things were going well and while they were eating, Mike said, “After dinner we can look at some of Lisa’s baby videos.” Lisa blushed and said, “Aw dad, don’t do that…”, but he insisted. In the living room, Mike started playing a video and Dan was shocked to see that it was taken in the hospital delivery room. Dan, Lisa, and Sally sat in stunned silence while Mike gave a play-by-play of Lisa’s delivery. After the ordeal, as Dan and Lisa were getting ready to leave, Sally walked over and quietly said, “I’m so sorry for this — I didn’t know that Mike was going to do that.” Dan was starting to mumble a “that’s all right” when Sally continued, “… and I’m so relieved that he didn’t bring out the conception video.”

2. Did you hear about all those men getting into a riot?

It was a *male*strom!

3. A friend asks me if i'm a magician,....

I told him i got twix up my sleeve

4. What do you call a tea that tastes sometimes like tea and sometimes like coffee ?

Uncertainty

5. What do you call a tea that tastes sometimes like tea and sometimes like coffee ?

Uncertainty

6. Today I was struggling to get my wife's attention.

So I sat on the sofa and looked comfortable. That did the trick

7. What happens when you sit on a window

You get a pane in the butt

8. My girlfriend said that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed my things and right.

9. How do guitarists greet each other at the start of the day?

"Have a noise day".

10. My roommate is convinced that my house is haunted…

…but I’ve lived here almost 300 years and I haven’t seen anything strange.

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